"I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination." - Blair Waldorf
"I don't need friends, I need more champagne." - Lily van der Woodsen
"Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish." - Blair Waldorf
"I'm sorry for losing my temper. But maybe you shouldn't have talked to me like that!" - Serena van der Woodsen
"I'm Chuck Bass." - Chuck Bass
"The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey." - Blair Waldorf